Heathcliff glanced from side to side. "What does she mean by HO?"

Ricki smiled mischievously. "Trust me, Heathcliff, you don't want to know."

"I insist," he said, rising ominously. "What is the woman's meaning?"

The answer came from the woman herself. "You don't scare me. It means she's a slut."

The words were no sooner spoken than Heathcliff lifted up his chair and hurled it into the audience. Three beefy security guards rushed the stage -- knocking Edgar head over heels before he could get out of their way -- and began to grapple with Heathcliff. It was at this point that a dog food commercial suddenly appeared on the screen, and I turned off the television.